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RAMEN
MIKE
BURNT
DORM
COOKING
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WHAT ARE WE SURVIVING TONIGHT?
DORM-LEGAL • NO OVEN • MICROWAVE OR HOT PLATE • UNDER $5 PER MEAL
DIFFICULTY
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IMPRESSIVE (FOR A DORM)
ALLERGY FILTERS
GLUTEN FREE
DAIRY FREE
NUT FREE
EGG FREE
VEGAN
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